The Tree of Grapefruits

Every morning I eat a grapefruit. But not just any old grapefruit purchased from the store thats all boring and store-boughtish. Every morning I eat a grapefruit freshly picked off the tree in my backyard. I think that's the coolest thing ever. I guess gardens with carrots are cool too in their own way but you can grow a garden almost anywhere, you just need dirt. A grapefruit tree? That's WAY cooler. Nobody up north has grapefruit a tree. I know because I asked them all. And because it's impossible. It's a grapefruit tree and grapefruit trees only grow in the warm climates because Warm Climate = Awesome and because they would be too cold up north and their roots would just get all shriveled up in the winter and stop growing and they would most likely fall over and die. I hope the scientists are paying attention because I just did all their work for them.

But seriously, this grapefruit tree automatically makes my morning 25% better. Oh how I love you, grapefruit tree. I would hug you but that would be awkward for both of us.