SH♥ES

oh wow listen to this ya'lls. so i just went to click the 'edit blog' button on my bookmark bar and accidentally hit the 'shopping' folder button right next to it and like 187 pages just opened all at once and made the internet freeze and my computer crashed and it was terrible and scary and really funny all at once. 

soooo, ya. i just checked an i'm pretty sure it's time for a new post. i super suck at this blogging thing and im sorry, like from the bottom of my heart, in a really deep, sorry kind of way. anyways, moving on...

omg you guys! i went to mexico last week and did my first destination wedding!! did i love it? yes i did! was it a friggin piniata full of amazing awesomeness? yes it was! will i get those pics up soon? definitely soon-ish! YEAH soo, what else? oh we spent a week in montana shredding gnarly slopes and stuff. also awesome. i worked on my backside 720 all week.. well most of the week... the time that wasn't spent watching 'despicable me'. i'll post some pics from that there one day soon too. if i'm still into this whole blogging thing.

no, like literally... why did i sign up for this again? im on the computer enough as it is with all this photo editing noise, why spend more time on it talking about the things ive been doing or worse, the things i wish i were doing? like for example right now? reaally strongly wish i were hula-hooping. or, making origami. orrrr... cool idea...hula-hooping while doing origami! i dunno... something new. could be fun...   

i kind of actually dont want to do either anymore though.

k so yeah... writing stuff... on my bloggitty blog blog... la la-la la-la... OH! yeah, so check this out: I had surgery. ya, like with needles and bright lights and people wearing surgical masks and using big medical words.

i had a family of gnomes living in my mouth who were friendly at first but then they started morphing into huge troll-ish monsters with those emo studded collars and fire for hair and one day just randomly started freaking out and throwing things and like, torturing the insides of my face. and i may have cried a little. so i was all "oh no you di-int" and went to the dentist. turns out it was just a wisdom tooth coming in but now you can imagine if it had been trolls. really terrible. 

so that was fun. hmmmmmm, what else? 

maybe if i just keep typing away all of a sudden intelligent and descriptive words will come out appear on the screen like magic and they'll fill in all the blanks and explain everything ive done in the last couple months and i wont have to use my brain to remember stuff and seem smart. that would be the awesomest keyboard of keyboards. 

also, i hate the fact that awesomest isnt a word in the dictionary... it results in so many little squiggly red error lines all over my entries and those things vex me. honestly, like even after ive looked at the spelling error and and i know the mistake is there and ive determined it is staying there, cuz.. it just.. makes it sounds cooler or something, i still cant help it. i involuntarily keep looking back at it, like, every 10 seconds! its wrong and i want so bad to correct it and make it right, just so my page will be perfect. with no red squiggly lines. i also used to have to tear off every little single piece of extra paper from the ripped out side of my perforated loose leaf before i could start writing on it. is that normal?

so yeah, touched on travel and leisure, addressed awesome magic keyboards and my OCD... ya, i think that about covers it.

k i'm out. going to stop procrastinating and go edit pics of weddings. and yeah.. ill try and post some pics and stuff and all that noise, i cross my heart, hope to die, pinky swear, promise from the bottom of my heart and other meaningful words.

in the mean time... OMG SHOES!

(i had this reeaally bad shoe sickness come over me this weekend and it took 12 new pairs to cure it!!) (but im returning a couple pairs!) (sometime soon..)