Umm, Who Invited March?

Umm, Who Invited March?

Seriously!

It was February like, two seconds ago and then I went and made a cup of coffee and read the paper and then I looked up and saw a pineapple and then I thought yummm, I should cut that up and eat it for breakfast and then I went to go look for a knife but lost interest when I saw the paper again so I went back to reading about the air traffic controller who let his kid direct the planes probably while he went out for donuts which I somewhat understand because donuts are pretty awesome, but he could have maybe got another controller dude up in there instead of his elementary-school-aged son. Haha "situation under control" I'M SURE!! Maybe if by under control you mean cataSTROPHIC! Jaykay, it wasn't actually that big of a deal. So then I went back to the pineapple and was about to cut it open when someone walked in and was all hey guess what its March now! WHAT?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW! So the pineapple sits untouched on the kitchen counter and its March.

Which really is total craziness because February was just here... I was just talking with it, discussing how enjoyable and relaxing it was with such minimal work and a 95% empty schedule, and then we started badtalking March and it's fat face an jiggly thighs an then suddenly I looked up and it was gone! We were becoming so close. February understood me; let me truly be myself and sit by the pool everyday drinking lemonade. We would go on long walks and take turns giving backrubs and sometimes just sit together listening to the wind. So yeah, still looking for February. I felt like we should have had a little more time together before March came crashing in with its horrible pastel colors and bunnies and eggs and marshmallows dipped in chocolate.

Those chocolate marshmallow things are one of the reasons I don't want it to be March yet... they're basically the Worst Tasting Taste in all of Tasteland. I will usually eat anything that contains chocolate or is covered in chocolate or has come in contact with chocolate at any time in it's existence- but not these. No thanks Cadbury! Both times I've tried one, my day has been ruined because of it. I'm always fooled into expecting a delicious filling of nutty caramel goodness or something-anything that doesn't resemble the contents of the fluoride tray that the dentist cleverly slips into your mouth with promises of bubblegum and sparkles. And both times I've bit in, it has been met with a feeling of emptiness and unfulfillment. Like its not even real marshmallow its just candy flavored air with pink and yellow food coloring. Or hardened fluoride. I'm sure it comes from the fluoride family!

So yeah, theres that.

But also March means its closer to April which is closer to May which is closer to June which is my birthday so THATS neat! The most awesome month would probably one where everyday is Saturday and my birthday and 85º out with zero work apart from working on my tan lines. But since that doesn't exists the Badge of Awesomeness falls to June. However all the other days in the other months when its not Saturday and not my birthday are sucky days with work and schedules and deadlines and that makes me sad. A little bit happy because I heart my job but mostly sad because I'm really good at sitting by the pool. :( But whatever, I'm over it- I just wanted to complain about it for a bit. February, YOU ARE DEAD TO ME.

March is here an I got my party hat on, lets rock this casserole!

Although, I still gaze out the window from time to time wishing for February and the fun times we shared.

Exploring downtown Mesa last week, saw this cute wallpaper that was going up in the Domestic Bliss addition, then proceeded to die and go to heaven. I will cover a wall with this print in my home one day. MARK MY WORDS. All I need is a home.

Saturday morning brunch with Potata Pancakes an quiche... SO good.

Sitting out in the backyard talking with my favorite people...

(by the way I have one of the coolest Grammas, with her pink cell phone and designer shades. She's awesome)

Also, my mom is awesome. She's not only my besty but also my hair & style advisor/dictionary/thesaurus/wikipedia/seamstress/shopping companion and without her I would forget to breathe and die probably.

Setting a new trend... This guy makes me lol.

Mini golf, splashin in the pool and celebrating little J's 5th birthday with him were definitely among the highs of February. Love his "cheese" smile.

Yoga in the backyard while Katie & Esau were visiting...

And there sits the pineapple. Still untouched.